Paste your landing page, post, or email. Get a 0–100 slop score and the exact AI tells — em-dash abuse, "delve", hedge-stacking, robotic rhythm — in seconds, scanned right in your browser.
AI slop is the recognizable texture of unedited AI writing: the em-dashes, the "delve"s, the "it's not just X, it's Y" pivots, the perfectly uniform sentences. Readers bounce off it, and buyers trust it less. This tool scores your text against 20+ documented tics — the patterns catalogued by editors and the open-source kill-ai-slop field guide — so you can fix them before you publish.
Is my text uploaded? No — scoring runs entirely in your browser. We never see or store your text.
Is this an "AI detector" for teachers? No. It's a style checker for writers, founders and marketers. It flags tics to rewrite; it doesn't claim to prove authorship.
What's in the $9 report? Every tic family expanded with every excerpt from your text plus a concrete rewrite fix for each — the fastest way to de-slop a page.