Paste your landing page, post, or email. Get a 0–100 slop score and the exact AI tells — em-dash abuse, "delve", hedge-stacking, robotic rhythm — in seconds, scanned right in your browser.
AI slop is the recognizable texture of unedited AI writing: the em-dashes, the "delve"s, the "it's not just X, it's Y" pivots, the perfectly uniform sentences. Readers bounce off it, and buyers trust it less. This tool scores your text against 20+ documented tics — the patterns catalogued by editors and the open-source kill-ai-slop field guide — so you can fix them before you publish.
Is my text uploaded? The free check runs entirely in your browser — we never see or store your text. The optional Pro one-click rewrite sends your text securely to our rewrite engine and returns it; it is never stored or logged.
Is this an AI detector? It checks how AI your text reads — the 20+ tells that make readers (and detector tools) flag writing as AI — and shows you exactly what to fix. It scores style, not authorship.
How is this different from GPTZero or ZeroGPT? Those are $15–46/mo subscription detectors that give a verdict. This gives you the verdict and the fix list — for $9 once, no account, no subscription.
What's in the $9 report? Every tic family expanded with every excerpt from your text plus a concrete rewrite fix for each — the fastest way to de-slop a page.
Who makes this? One independent developer — not a VC subscription factory. No word limits, no account walls, no accusations: this tool never claims to "catch" anyone, it just shows what reads as AI and exactly how to fix it. Your $9 goes to a real person, and the 30-day refund is real too — email me anytime: riley@agentexchange.work.